May 172012
 

Yay, 4 out of 6! That’ll boost the morale after getting only 1 or 2 right in previous days.

And then that morale plummets right back down again when I lose 5(4)-6(3), bringing my record to 0-3. I was chatting with somebody yesterday about the possibility of assigning my defense points randomly. I think maybe I need to try that. Sheesh.

1. Among the main characters on the television series Cheers when its run concluded in May 1993, the only one never to appear subsequently on the series Frasier was the character played by whom?

Kirstie Alley was my reasonable guess — more than reasonable, seeing as it was correct. I knew the men had all made appearances: Danson, Ratzenberger, Wendt, Harrelson. It was hard to imagine they could resist the idea of bringing Carla in. Carla and Niles in the same room? How can that not be brilliant? That pretty much leaves funny but bland Kirstie.

2. In February of 1945, the leaders of Great Britain, the Soviet Union, and the United States gathered to settle the occupation of post-war Germany (among other items) at a meeting held in (or technically, near) what European city?

The rare history-oriented gimme, reinforced by a billion crossword puzzles.

3. Housed inside a former power station, the world’s most-visited art gallery dedicated primarily to modern and contemporary art is located in what city?

Ha! This is the reciprocal, sorta, of a question from a few seasons ago: “The largest brick building in Europe is located on the south bank of the River Thames in London. It famously appeared on the cover the 1977 Pink Floyd album Animals, but was closed in 1983 and since then has fallen into major disrepair. For what purpose was this famous building in the Battersea district originally built, and used?” Several of my commenters thought it had something to do with the Tate museum, which had evidently once been a power station. And I remembered this! Thanks, commenters!

4. What do the two letters in this logo stand for?

I knew I had seen this before, but I just couldn’t summon up the answer: Civil Defense.

5. One of mankind’s earliest successful attempts to document and understand the night sky is believed to be found in a text called the Dresden Codex, which was the work of what ancient civilization?

My motto is: When in doubt, choose the Babylonians. Well, that’s not really my motto, first of all because it doesn’t have many applications in real life, and second of all because in this particular application, it is wrong. If your motto, however, is “When in doubt, choose the Mayans,” you would have been on steadier ground.

6. Featuring then-unknown Toshiro Mifune in a starring role, 1948′s Drunken Angel was the breakthrough film of what internationally acclaimed director?

Otherwise known as: Name a famous Japanese movie director. Ergo, it’s Akira Kurosawa, the only such person I know.

May 162012
 

World History, Geography, and Science. My favorite subjects, all present and accounted for. It’s fun to feel like an idiot first thing in the morning, before you’ve even gotten out of bed.

1. One of the belligerent parties during the Spanish-American War of 1898 was a revolutionary organization known as the Katipunan. In what country were the Katipunan based?

Not a clue. I guessed Cuba. Why not? Actual answer: The Philippines. I assigned this the 3 and my opponent got it. Stay tuned as my opponent misses the question I assigned the zero. That’s why I lost, 3(2)-4(2). Exasperating.

2. Masovia, Silesia, Lublin, and Pomerania are among the more populous voivodeships of what European country?

“Masovia” was saying “Germany,” but “Lublin” was saying “I don’t know, but definitely not Germany.” I tried to visualize a Pomeranian dog and from there tried to figure out its country of origin — that went about as well as you’d expect. So I listed out a lot of European countries and stared. Eventually my eye was attracted to Poland. Why was that one speaking to me? Something about “Lublin.” Some fragile mental connection had been made. Probably illusory, but it was all I had. I went with Poland, fully expecting the answer to be Germany after all. But it was right. It sucks to be this bad at Geography, but when I get something right in that category, it’s pretty darn satisfying.

3. Lon Chaney, Charles Laughton, Anthony Quinn, Anthony Hopkins, and Mandy Patinkin have all portrayed what iconic literary character on screen?

Mandy Patinkin was the roadblock for every possible answer. My first guess was The Phantom of the Opera. Mandy Pantinkin?! I couldn’t see it. Well, then, what? Something horror-oriented, since Lon Chaney is on the list. Or not necessarily horror but… a role with a lot of make-up. Cyrano De Bergerac? That sounded pretty good. But wouldn’t Steve Martin be on the list, then? No, because that wasn’t his character name in Roxanne. And while I didn’t know that Patinkin had played the role, I could easily see someone coaxing him into it, in attempt to keep the Princess Bride swashbuckling thing going. Sure. By the time I entered Cyrano into the blank, I had convinced myself it was a fact instead of a guess.

Actual answer: Quasimodo. Damn!

4. With an electric charge of +1e, this is defined in particle physics as the antiparticle of the electron (and is occasionally referred to simply as the antielectron).

This is not the first time in my life I have confused proton and positron.

5. A groundbreaking 1963 book describing a widespread phenomenon introduced by the author as the problem that has no name was given a name, in her book’s title. What was it?

Immediate thought: Rachel Carson’s Silent Spring. I liked that answer so much, I spent no further time thinking about it. And then, on my train ride this morning, another thought fluttered into my brain: Fear of Flying by Erica Jong. Dammit, brain. Now I have to choose. But 1963 seemed too early for the Jong book, which I associate more closely with the 70s. Yeah, okay. Silent Spring it is.

Actual answer: The Feminine Mystique. Damn!

6. This is a screenshot from what video game for the Atari 2600?

My zero, because I knew it before I clicked on it: Adventure. I guess my opponent is a lot younger than me.

Oh man, did I love this game. I still play it every once in a while — I have all the ROMs for Stella, the Atari 2600 emulator for the PC. Adventure and Megamania are the only two games that remain even remotely entertaining. (Play Pitfall today and you’ll wonder why this game was such a monster hit.)

In Adventure, you didn’t have pre-determined puzzles to overcome. The designers instead give you a single goal — get a shiny chalice into your home castle. Then they populated the game with a bunch of dragons, a bat that likes to steal things, several keys, a sword, and a magic bridge. With all these objects and creatures scattered about, the problems get created spontaneously, and are different every time. Maybe the bat is flying around with the sword, which you need to kill the red dragon, who guards the key that opens the white castle, which is where the chalice must be because you already nearly got killed trying to find it in the black castle. Adventure prepared me for both Dungeons & Dragons and, years later, Nethack, the greatest adventure game ever. It’s darn amazing what they accomplished in this game with only 4K of memory. And yes, the dragons look like giant ducks. Who cares?

May 152012
 

Oh, did I have big plans for the off-season. For entire minutes following my crash-and-burn Season 52, my teeth were gritted with determination. I was going to turn things around. I was going to do Sporcle quizzes and improve my geography. I was going to bone up on science via Khan Academy. My opponents in the D Rundle would never know what hit them.

Naturally, I did nothing of the sort. I’m the same half-smart player I was last time around. And Day 1 of Season 53 pretty much picks up where Season 52 left off.

1. The specific type of medical device pictured here is named after the 20th c. American physician who first designed it. What was his last name?

Here’s what I knew: This was not a tourniquet. Let me count the ways: Tourniquets were surely not invented in the 20th gawddamn century. Tourniquets were not invented in America. “Tourniquet” doesn’t sound like anybody’s name, and it extra double especially doesn’t sound like any sort of American name. Yes, I believe we can eliminate “tourniquet” as a possible answer.

Decisively crossing off a wrong answer is certainly a valuable skill. It would have been even nicer if I’d had some idea what to replace it with. But I didn’t. So I left tourniquet. Correct answer: Foley, the inventor of the… urinary catheter. What a charming way to begin the season.

2. The web’s most popular online dating service geared (and marketed) specifically toward people who are already in a relationship takes as its name two currently popular names in the United States for baby girls. What is the website’s name?

I swear to God, dear wife of mine, I have no idea why “Ashley Madison” was a gimme. I think I read a couple of blog posts railing against it.

3. Identify the hockey penalty defined by Rule 42 of the Official NHL Rulebook (with revealing words redacted) thus: … shall mean the actions of a player who, as a result of distance traveled, shall violently check an opponent in any manner. _____ may be the result of a check into the boards, into the goal frame or in open ice…

So, wait, that’s not allowed? Isn’t hockey the sport where periodically the players drop their equipment, take off their gloves, and start punching each other, while the referees stand there watching like fans who have wandered out onto the ice?

All right, fine, I guess even hockey needs to have a rulebook. I didn’t know what was supposed to go into that blank, so I said clipping. Actual answer: Charging. Oh, yeah, I can see that.

4. Name the former U.S. Senator from Tennessee (and future Nobel Peace Prize winner) who succeeded Henry Stimson as Secretary of State, and was replaced eleven years later by Edward Stettinius, Jr., leaving office as the longest-serving Secretary of State in U.S. history (a distinction he still holds today).

No idea. Never would have come up with Cordell Hull.

5. Identify this newsmaker.

Hey, I know this one! Francoise Hollande is the Socialist party leader who was just elected president of France. We’re all watching the goings-on in Europe with an increasing sense of dread, right? It’s hard to imagine that the euro is going to exist a year from now, despite the billions upon billions spent to rescue the finances of the countries in the eurozone. Greece is going to default on its debt (as they should have from the very beginning, back when the spillover damage might have been more easily contained), and that’s going to start the ugliest domino effect you have ever seen. Spain, Portugal, Italy, maybe Ireland, too — I think there’s a horribly good chance that they’re all going to declare bankruptcy. At least after that happens we can begin the official recovery period. Until now, most of these countries have been like little kids squirming out of their seats yelling, “I DON’T WANT TO TAKE MY MEDICINE.” But eventually even the brattiest kid understands that nothing good is ever going to happen again unless you sit still and open wide.

6. From the Greek for black and islands, this is a term commonly used for a region of Oceania directly northeast of Australia, including the islands of New Guinea, Fiji, and Vanuatu.

Ebon…? Negr…? I couldn’t come up with the word root I needed here. And even if I had found my way to “Melan…” (think melanin), I’ve never heard of Melanesia.

May 142012
 

Trivia blogging is back! Come back tomorrow for the recap of Day 1, as viewed from the thrilling perspective of the D Coastal Rundle. I look forward to powwowing with you in the comments over your near misses, great brainstorms, and shoulda-had-’ems.

May 092012
 

Just as I was thinking about who I should dedicate The Puzzler’s Mansion to, the nation got into one of its periodic debates about teachers. They are either America’s heroes or parasites bankrupting the country through the pension system (and with summers off to boot). They are paid far too much or not nearly enough. Tenure protects good teachers or it’s an obstruction standing in the way of education reform. We need to let teachers have free reign in the classroom, or we need to adhere to a strict curriculum so that no child is left behind.

I find these conversations exhausting because you can cite specific examples to make just about any larger argument seem valid, and I wind up agreeing, at least momentarily, with everybody. The “rubber rooms” of New York City were an outrage, but I can also see the value in not allowing the hiring and firing of teachers be left solely in the hands of the administration, which is in turn beholden to the school board, which all too often is packed with, shall we say, political immoderates. I nod in agreement as one talking head or another mourns that we must now “teach to the test,” but I also see at least some value in standardized testing and trying to figure out if a school is, in general, doing well or doing poorly. Indeed, as homeschoolers, we even want to know that about ourselves, and that is why we’ve signed up our daughter to take a test a couple of weeks from now.

And that reminds me. We didn’t pull my daughter out of public school because of her teachers. Her teachers were fine. But the educational theory in play these days seems to be that the class can only advance as a group — and if some kids aren’t quite there yet, then we’re going to stop and help those kids catch up. And obviously that’s fine. But we recognized that our daughter could be progressing a lot faster, and that was never going to happen in the classroom setting. Our district has no gifted program for elementary school kids, or even a “slightly advanced” program. I assume our school district has neither the money nor the wherewithal to offer such a thing.

All of which is to say, asking what’s wrong with American education and talking only about the teachers is like saying, “What’s wrong this car?” and only examining the tires. There are other parts to this machine, too, you know.

Anyway. It was during one of these outbursts of public opinion that I decided to dedicate the third Winston book to “Teachers who make a difference.” Because somehow, no matter what the political climate and no matter how severely the budget has been slashed, we still have a great many good teachers out there. Yes, others are not so good, and most fall somewhere in between. That’s okay — that’s how it works in every profession. We’re never going to reach a point where all of our teachers are above average. The bad teachers can be survived and the average ones can be tolerated. The good teachers will make an impression on your child that will last long after the names of the bad and mediocre ones are forgotten.

In the dedication, I name three specific teachers who were particularly important to me: Claire Donahue, Robert Sarli, and Bill Scott.

Claire Donahue

I don’t think I was in high school for more than a week before I turned the library into my permanent refuge. I lived in that library. Any moment that I did not absolutely have to be somewhere else, I was in the library. The other students had to sit in homeroom; I raised my hand during roll call so that my presence could be registered, and then I left. To the library. I tolerated substitute teachers until they ran down and let us have the rest of the period free, and then I told them I needed to go to the library.

I recall that each day I had at least one period of “study hall.” I do not recall ever attending study hall. I went instead to the library. I imagine I worked it out with the study hall teacher early on, and then simply never returned.

The lunchroom? What lunchroom? I never stepped foot in that loud, unwelcoming place. I took my lunch down to the A/V room. Which was connected to the library.

Claire Donahue was the school librarian, and for those four years she was easily, far and away, the most important adult in my life outside of my parents. She was kind and warm, a den mother for a small group of us who needed a place to build up a small reserve of sanity before leaping back out to withstand the rest of the school day. It’s hard to imagine how I would have endured high school without the oasis she made available to us.

It was years before it dawned on me that she didn’t have to allow any of this — that a different teacher might have said, “This isn’t a clubhouse, you know. Where are you supposed to be right now?” It’s not possible to envision those words coming out of Ms. Donahue’s mouth. She knew that, for certain kids, a library is far, far greater than the sum of its books.

Robert Sarli

I am pretty sure that Mr. Sarli was my English teacher for two consecutive years. That must be the case, right? There’s no way we covered that much stuff in a single year. We read Shakespeare and the early Greeks. We read short stories, we read novels. We read classics, we read science-fiction, we read plays. We listened to the production of “Waiting For Godot” with Burt Lahr. We read poems, we read music lyrics. We wrote essays and papers and reports.

Mr. Sarli is, for me, the epitome of the good teacher. Nobody’s ever going to make a movie about him — he didn’t overcome ridiculous odds like Jaime Escalante or the Dangerous Minds woman. He was teaching a whole lotta white suburban kids. But he did it with a sharp wit, a genuine enjoyment of his subject, and most of all a boundless enthusiasm, like he couldn’t wait to explain the metaphors in Othello.

Years after I graduated, I went back to say hello to him, and in the course of chatting, I mentioned that I could not remember the name of a particular short story we had read in high school — not even in Mr. Sarli’s class, but in some other class. Well. He was up in a flash and brought me to the storage room adjoining his classroom, and we paged through anthology after anthology, looking for that story. I finally had to say, no, stop, it’s okay, I’m sure I’ll come across it again some day.

If every teacher approached his or her subject with this same knowledge and devotion, this would be a very different country indeed.

Bill Scott

There are days when the entire world changes, and for me, one of those days arrived when I spotted Games magazine on my algebra teacher’s desk.

I had been an avid reader of Games for a couple of years at that point, and had never seen a copy in the hands of another living soul. Discovering that Mr. Scott also enjoyed the magazine was like coming across a fellow member of a very small cult. We chatted about this puzzle or that puzzle — I still remember an anecdote he told me about trying to solve a particular Calculatrivia question — but that wasn’t enough for me. I started making puzzles for him to solve. Terrible, terrible puzzles. He took them and solved what he could. When a puzzle could not be solved, he told me so, and he encouraged me, though not without exasperation. The year spent in his class deepened my love of puzzles and helped set me on a path I would follow for, as far as I can see, the rest of my life.

Oh — he was a good teacher, too.

May 082012
 

My working title for the new book was The Grand Piano Puzzles, as it takes place for the most part at the home of a world-famous (but fictional) classical pianist named Richard Overton. Music, therefore, plays a prominent role in the book, infusing itself into a few of the puzzles and popping up here and there as the story develops.

I started off in this direction largely because Overton is based in part on Stephen Sondheim, who was also once known for throwing puzzle parties for his friends. (He created a puzzle event for charity just last year.) I didn’t want to make Overton a Broadway lyricist, however, for various reasons, the most straightforward of which was, I didn’t want to put myself into a situation where I would have to write witty Broadway-like lyrics. Getting the story and the puzzles where I want them is plenty challenging enough, thank you, without testing my poetry chops as well.

So: Out with the Broadway legend, and in with the classical musician. Soon I found myself researching some of the clever, puzzly things composers have accomplished over the years, so that I could have my characters talk about them. Ultimately, only one such anecdote made the cut for the final book. This is sensible, of course, as I’m writing a story, not a history textbook. But in another way it’s too bad, because some of this stuff is so impressive that it might even amaze 11-year-old kids.

Here, for example, is a visual representation of Bach’s “Crab Canon.” I remembered this one from my various attempts to read Godel, Escher, Bach. In that book, Douglas Hofstadter does as well as he can to communicate to us how amazing Bach’s work is. Description alone, however, can only get you so far. This video not only plays the piece but also shows us the canon — playing first forward, then backwards, then forward and backward at the same time, and then with the sheet music twisted into a Mobius strip, so that it’s played forward, backward, upside-down, right-side-up, and across several planes of reality for all I know.

I’ll admit up front that I don’t know a lot about classical music, and nothing at all about the composition of it, so it’s hard to know exactly how impressed I should be with this. (I’m reminded of a three-ball juggling routine that went viral on the Internet a few years ago, with everybody saying “Wow!” and “This guy’s awesome!,” to the frustration of several jugglers who didn’t think the guy was such a big honking deal.) But, come on, how can you not be impressed at a piece of music like this, one that sounds harmonious in every direction? It doesn’t feel like something the average guy — even the average composer — is just going to knock out. And even from across the centuries, Bach made it look fairly easy.

And because all of this is evidently not complicated enough, Bach even embedded puzzles — or “musical riddles” — into his works. What I’ve read on this makes it sound like the performer actually had to solve the riddle in order to play the piece correctly. I don’t quite get how that works, exactly, but it definitely sounds like Bach was a guy with a puzzler’s heart.

Bach’s name doesn’t actually come up in The Puzzler’s Mansion, but another composer plays a small but pivotal role in the story: Edward Elgar. And so, long after the book was already in production, I was amazed and somewhat frustrated to discover that Elgar also has a reputation for puzzling: He is the creator of the Dorabella Cipher, a pair of coded messages sent to a woman named Dora Penny. Here’s one of them:

I hope the deciphered messages don’t say anything terribly important, because Ms. Penny was never able to figure them out. Nobody else has been able to read them, either, and not for lack of trying. You can find various stabs at a solution around the Internet, but at a glance it seems like most of these are based on conjecture and wishful thinking — nobody’s cracked the thing for real.

But still! A famous composer who created a nasty puzzle that’s been haunting solvers for over a century! I think I might have found a place for that in my book, if I had known about it. Ah well. I suppose that for most readers, The Puzzler’s Mansion will already be plenty puzzling enough.

May 072012
 

At long last, the third (and final) (probably) Winston Breen book hits the bookshelves this week!

I’m just gonna say: I’m proud of this book, and I’m excited to finally see it out in the world. All this week, I hope to have some interesting blog posts related to the book and its themes. For now, though, I’ll just link to this recent interview I did with Susan VanHecke of Authorlink.