Enough, already! Gillette is introducing a five-blade razor.

Update: Ha! The Onion called it last year!

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  1. Posted September 16, 2005 at 12:46 pm | Permalink

    Next: the Schick G6. “Double the value of that pathetic Mach 3.”


  2. Posted September 16, 2005 at 4:29 pm | Permalink

    I’m still waiting for the Fusion Nano–five blades, but microminiaturized, thanks to new advances in solid-state technology.


  3. Posted September 19, 2005 at 10:38 am | Permalink

    The sketch comedy troupe I used to be in did a great video skit about the Heptablade… which was a three blade razor and a four blade razor scotch-taped together. We’re pleased that the technology hasn’t caught up with us quite yet.


  4. Matt J.
    Posted September 19, 2005 at 5:59 pm | Permalink

    I think a rival company spoofed this in another ad for the “Quintippio”–15 blades or something crazy like that.


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