Sometimes it’s best to quit while you’re ahead, as this bizarre story makes clear. To summarize:
1) Mugger attempts to rob Victim with a sawed-off shotgun.
2) Victim pulls out his own weapon and takes shotgun from Mugger. Victim’s weapon turns out to be fake.
3) Victim, who we’ll keep calling Victim even though he has turned the tables, robs the Mugger, and forces the Mugger to strip naked.
4) Victim marches Mugger into a nearby building and proceeds to beat him with the butt of the sawed-off shotgun.
5) When you are beating someone with the butt of a sawed-off shotgun, where do you suppose the barrel is pointed?
6) Victim accidentally shoots and kills self.
Remember, kids, as we learned in shop class, every tool has its purpose. Don’t pry nails out of wood with a screwdriver, and don’t use a sawed-off shotgun as a club. It’s just common sense.