[Arpa] added that anyone can buy a watch that tells time — only a truly discerning customer can buy one that doesn’t.
B______t. I’ve got at least four of those in the house right now.
I think I’m going to invent a watch that tells time by way of a slowly burning $100 bill. Every morning you stick a new one in the slot and light it; the amount remaining gives you an approximate (but not — perish forbid! — exact) idea of what time it is.
[Arpa] added that anyone can buy a watch that tells time — only a truly discerning customer can buy one that doesn’t.
B______t. I’ve got at least four of those in the house right now.
I think I’m going to invent a watch that tells time by way of a slowly burning $100 bill. Every morning you stick a new one in the slot and light it; the amount remaining gives you an approximate (but not — perish forbid! — exact) idea of what time it is.