Apr 252008

For the man who has everything, except possibly a brain: A $300,000 watch that doesn’t tell time.

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  1. [Arpa] added that anyone can buy a watch that tells time — only a truly discerning customer can buy one that doesn’t.
    B______t. I’ve got at least four of those in the house right now.

    I think I’m going to invent a watch that tells time by way of a slowly burning $100 bill. Every morning you stick a new one in the slot and light it; the amount remaining gives you an approximate (but not — perish forbid! — exact) idea of what time it is.


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