Sep 162005
 

Enough, already! Gillette is introducing a five-blade razor.

Update: Ha! The Onion called it last year!

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  1. Next: the Schick G6. “Double the value of that pathetic Mach 3.”

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  2. I’m still waiting for the Fusion Nano–five blades, but microminiaturized, thanks to new advances in solid-state technology.

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  3. The sketch comedy troupe I used to be in did a great video skit about the Heptablade… which was a three blade razor and a four blade razor scotch-taped together. We’re pleased that the technology hasn’t caught up with us quite yet.

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  4. I think a rival company spoofed this in another ad for the “Quintippio”–15 blades or something crazy like that.

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